WTF???? GEORGE BUSH USED HAND SANITIZER IMMEDIATELY AFTER SHAKING BARACK OBAMA'S HAND!!!

Just in case you needed another reason to feel disdain for current President Bush.

Check out a passage from Barack Obama's Book The Audacity Of Hope that MediaTakeOut.com uncovered.

It describes the FIRST meeting between President Bush and Barack Obama:

"Obama!" Bush exclaimed, according to Obama's account of the meeting in his second memoir, "The Audacity of Hope."

"Come here and meet Laura. Laura, you remember Obama. We saw him on TV during election night. Beautiful family. And that wife of yours -- that's one impressive lady.

"The two men shook hands and then, according to Obama, Bush turned to an aide, "who squirted a big dollop of hand sanitizer in the president's hand."Bush then offered some to Obama, who recalled: "Not wanting to seem unhygienic, I took a squirt." Well Barack ... after they throw his behind out of the White House ... make sure they sanitize the Presidential chair ....

DISCERNMENT

Dis*cern"ment\, n. [Cf. F. discernement.]

1. The act of discerning.

2. The power or faculty of the mind by which it distinguishes one thing from another; power of viewing differences in objects, and their relations and tendencies; penetrative and discriminate mental vision; acuteness; sagacity; insight; as, the errors of youth often proceed from the want of discernment.

Syn: Judgment; acuteness; discrimination; penetration; sagacity; insight. -- Discernment, Penetration, Discrimination. Discernment is keenness and accuracy of mental vision; penetration is the power of seeing deeply into a subject in spite of everything that intercepts the view; discrimination is a capacity of tracing out minute distinctions and the nicest shades of thought. A discerning man is not easily misled; one of a penetrating mind sees a multitude of things which escape others; a discriminating judgment detects the slightest differences

Husband Choking: Wife Demands Male Doctor

Husband Choking: Wife Demands Male Doctor







SACRAMENTO--Jackie Christie, wife of NBA star Doug Christie, refused to let a female doctor save her husband's life Saturday when he nearly choked to death during a dinner at the Pilothouse Restaurant in Sacramento. Christie frantically screamed for a doctor after her husband began gagging on a chicken bone, but when Clarissa Jordan, a 41-year-old female doctor, rushed to his aid, Christie grew agitated. She reportedly told Jordan to 'back off' even as Doug's face turned purple and his breath came out in short, labored gasps.

Bystanders watched in horror as Jackie Christie calmly waited for a male patron to save her husband's life. Luckily, Sanjay Mehta, a local medical student who was sitting at the bar in an adjacent room, was able to apply the Heimlich maneuver just in time to avert a tragedy. The chicken bone came up, and Jackie defended her decision not to let a female doctor save her husband. 'Miss Clarissa Jordan, or whatever her name is, came running over like a poodle in heat,' said Christie.

'I could tell she was lusting after my husband, which is why I wouldn't let her near him. Sure, she's a doctor, but that's a great way to get her little tongue down my husband's throat. Believe me, I'm no fool. Plus, my husband would never want a female doctor saving his life. He'd feel too guilty having another woman lay her hands on him. He'd rather die. I'm sure of it. ' Bystanders reported that Christie was not satisfied to simply wave Jordan away.

Instead, she began beating the woman with her purse until the horrified doctor fled in terror. Christie said those claims were exaggerated, but did admit to 'getting physical with her.' 'I wouldn't say I beat her that hard. I just was trying to deter her from her ultimate goal of having sex with my dying husband,' said Christie. 'Yes, I hit her a couple time with my purse, but I had to. The woman was relentless! She kept saying 'He's going to die! He's going to die!' And I was like 'Whatever, bitch. Keep your hands to yourself.''

After Jordan fled the scene, another female attempted to call 9-1-1, but she, too, was thwarted by Jackie Christie. The women, 29-year-old waitress Cheryl Malcolm, insisted that she was jus t trying to help. 'After that woman [Jordan] got beat up, I realized Doug was still choking,' she said. 'So I ran over, grabbed my cell phone and started dialing 9-1-1. Then [Christie] slapped the phone out of my hand and told me to mind my business and stop looking at her husband like that. I had no idea what she was talking about. I would never look at that guy in a sexual way. Gross.'
After Malcolm was turned away, it looked like the end for Doug Christie. The Kings forward lay in a heap on the floor, his face bulging and red, his fists clenched, and his throat clogged with a large chicken bone, while Jackie sat with her arms folded and waited. 'I don't know the Heimlich maneuver or anything like that, so I didn't want to try anything that would hurt my baby,' said Christie. 'I was getting a l ittle nervous, especially when his eyes started bulging out of his head, but I knew if I waited long enough, some guy would come along and save him. If not, Doug would have been killed. But it's Ok.

I made him promise to come back and haunt me after he dies.' Dr. Mehta was summoned into the room by a frantic patron who witnessed the choking. After he administered the Heimlich to Christie, he noted that if another moment had passed, Doug would've surely perished. 'I am extremely surprised that this man's wife did now allow Miss Jordan to save his life,' said Mehta. 'If another minute had gone by, he would surely be dead.

In my country, this mad woman would have her hands cut off and her vagina sewn shut.' After being revived, Doug hugged his wife and breathed a sigh of relief. He thanked Dr. Mehta for saving his life, and recalled the final moments before he was rescued. 'Whew, that was a close call,' said Christie, wiping the sweat off his brow. 'I actually saw scenes from my life flashing by. The funny thing was that my wife was in all of the scenes, even the ones from my childhood before I met her. She was just there in the background with her arms folded, shaking her head disapprovingly. Huh. I bet a shrink would have a field day with that one, huh? A male shrink, of course.' After thanking Dr. Mehta, Christie also offered some words of gratitude to his wife. 'Although I am glad to be alive, I'm equally glad that my wife spared me the indignity of having another woman give me the Heimlich,' he continued. 'That would've been catastrophic. Even if I had lived, what kind of life what tha t have been, knowing that I looked at, and briefly touched, another woman? I guess it would be kind of a normal life, actually. Anyway, that's the last time I ever eat chicken.' In order to avoid future incidents like the one that took place at the Pilothouse, the Christies have decided never to eat in a public place again. 'There's a lot of danger to eating in public,' said Doug. 'The outside world is fraught with peril. You never know, you could be sitting there eating, minding your business, and a chicken bone could get lodged in your throat causing you to need assistance from a female doctor or paramedic. Don't laugh. It happened to us, and it could happen to you.'

I'm going to have to "Black-List", this fool.

Ok..... Now, I know I'm not Tyra Banks or a Meagan Goode, I didn't produce a Myspace page to be solicited for conversation, that's what IM (Instant Messaging) is for. People never look at your relationship statics at all, if you look half descent, then they don't give a shyte but don't be disrespectful!!!

This Bamma calls himself the CEO, CEO of Low-budget I assume, anywho, this is what he wrote to me this morning which lead to me "Blocking" him access to messaging or coming to page. Sorry Buddy, privledges had be REVOKED!




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: The C.E.O.
Date: Oct 23, 2008 1:31 PM


I'm interested in having a consistent conversation with you. No two day or one week delays. Can we do that please? No ignoring any of my messages...



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Donna
Date: Oct 23, 2008 3:35 PM


Conversation about what actually, I'm not on myspace that much to socialize.
Sorry!

Donna


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: The C.E.O.
Date: Oct 23, 2008 5:18 PM


Nonsense... I see you on myspace each and every day.
Conversation about anything. When I send you the conversation, just respond accordingly in a timely fashion. I will do the same. That's the only way we're ever gonna get anywhere. Nomore ignoring my messages please.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Donna
Date: Oct 24, 2008 10:08 AM


LOL! First off, I'm not on myspace just to talk it up with people that send me messages, I say thank you and how are you, then keep in going.

I'm not trying to get anywhere with you, like I said before I'm involved and I'm happy. If your not talking about anything that's going to benefit my career in Model- Acting, then I apologize, this conversation will have to seize.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: The C.E.O.
Date: Oct 24, 2008 10:34 AM

If I were in a position to help your career, why the fuck would I want to? You're not even personable enough to have a conversation with me. No man likes that in a woman whether it's for business or personal. You don't know who I know or what I do. You're just so stuck up you don't even know it. And you Donna will be remembered for just that. Always treat others how you would like to be treated. Remember I said that ;)


Can we say........... PROZAC!!!

Monday's vocabulary word of the day.

Herbarium- n. A collection of dried plants scientifically arranged for study.

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.



(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men... A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)



(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').



(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--K YOU!



(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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Monday vocabulary word of the day....

Today's word is: epulose

Epulose- It means to feasting to excess.

16 Things..........Stuff white people don't like.

white people don't like it when:

1.)When a golden-haired white athlete commits a crime and there is no negro to blame.

2.) When their favorite team has a Black quarterback.

3.) Blaxploitation movies as the villain is white and the hero kills a whole bunch of racist crops.

4.) when you point out that skateboarding,NASCAR,monster truck rally, or any other motor related or Xtreme sport aren't real sports.

5.)When Black people white people think are "good negroes" point out systemic racism and social justice and then white people realise they don't know anything about Black people.

6.)that they can never know the joy of eating pig feet.

7.)Same with collard greens

8.)whites can talk about crime all they want, but what was Jeffrey Dahmer? or Edward Gein? or Adolph Hitler? nuff said.

9.) they know full damn well Bab Ruth is half-Black.

10.) They'll never know about the KFC secret recipe because Colonel Sanders entrusted it toward Martin Luther King after his death, who in turn gave it to Jesse Jackson before his assassination,and Jesse Jackson won't give the secret recipe until he receives a apology for slavey.

11.) Huge fat black women who take up 3 seats on the subway and when you sit down next to them they look at you and snort contemptuously.

12.) Admitting that they really enjoy the privilege white skin affords them over nonwhite people.

13.) Paul Mooney

14.) Okay, I hate that Black don't crack. I got pasty Julianne Moore skin and there is no amount of newborn blood or big, floppy hats that is going to save me from looking like Vincent Price in about 5 years. So, fuck y'all. And fuck Halle Berry, 60 yrs old, having babies with teenagers, prancing around in a little bikini in Things We Lost in the Fire... bitch.

15.) Having to apologise when they're caught

16.) A black woman with a better paid job than them

5 Secrets to a Great Weave

ESSENCE . BEAUTY & STYLE . BEAUTY



5 Secrets to a Great Weave

By Pamela Edwards

It's easy to see what makes weaves so popular-the almost-instant gratification of long, short, red, blond, straight, curly, fine or thick hair. If attached by expert hands, the tresses you bought can even give the hair that nature gave you a rest and help it grow. But for every gorgeous weave, there are a few bad ones. And a healthy weave is even more rare. To be sure yours is one that works, follow our five commandments, expert style and product advice, and you'll be sure to turn heads.


1 Choose the Right Texture
Buying quality hair is absolutely essential, but it's not enough. Selecting a believable texture is critical. "Superstraight hair with nappy roots looks crazy," says celebrity stylist Porsche Waldo of Ebony Design in New York City (Faith Evans, Mya, JoJo). "I've coined the term 'Kunta meets Becky,' " says stylist Nelson Vercher of the Rita Hazan salon in New York City (Tamia, Phylicia Rashad, Britney Spears), who also wove our opening look. If the weave is bone straight and your visible hair is tightly coiled, or if the purchased hair looks like it would never have grown out of your scalp, it's wrong. Most important, the texture should be one that complements your complexion and features. It's not that you shouldn't rock straight styles; just choose hair that looks the way your own hair looks when straightened.

* Do show some scalp or your hairline so the look is more realistic. The weave and your hair should blend together beautifully.

Buying human hair by the ounce, as opposed to in a pack, is the preference of top stylists. Eight to ten ounces of human hair can cost from $200 to $600.


2 Buy Human Hair
Most celebrity stylists say no to using synthetic hair. The consensus is that it looks like plastic. It also melts under heat, so forget about curling or straightening. "It just doesn't move like human hair," says Vercher. "Too many people are allergic to it," adds celeb stylist Yusef of Paul Labrecque Salon & Spa in New York City (Solange), who created the weaves on this page and the following two. But stylist to the stars Ursula Stephen (Rihanna, Keisha Cole) has a different point of view. "It really depends on what look you're going after. Sometimes synthetic hair can work, if you know how to flip it," she says. "I have some synthetic Afro-kinky hair that I put in often. I get tons of compliments when I wear it."

* Don't choose a weave that doesn't mesh with your lifestyle. If you work out a lot, try a texture and cut that needs little heat or manipulation.

3 Cut It Into Shape
What you do with your weave after it's in is just as crucial as choosing the right hair texture. Too much hair will look like a wig. "Every weave needs to be shaped according to head size and face shape," says Stephen. Yusef adds, "Razor-cut that weave; you've got to take some of the weight out of it." Natural, thinned ends are also much more believable than blunt, baby-doll ends. "If you don't have the weave shaped correctly, it won't fall naturally," says Vercher. Weavers who can cut are few and far between. Get your weave done by the best, then have it cut and thinned only by a stylist who's a whiz with the scissors.

* Do give your weave a full brush-through daily, in order to prevent tangling and matting.
* Don't flip your head upside down in the shower when washing your weave. This creates tangling.


4 Customize The Weft
Custom-blending the color and texture of each weft, also called a track, ensures a realistic weave. Top stylists swear by customized tracks, like the ones used to create every weave featured in this story. Since a variety of textures can make up a single head of hair, one secret to achieving a look that's close to what nature gave us is to blend wavy and curly or wavy and straight textures. Not only can the texture and color be varied, but the length as well. "By placing various lengths throughout the hair, I reduce bulk," says Vercher. "I still have to cut it, but I prefer to place shorter pieces on the top and longer ones on the bottom."

* Do try an alcohol-free mousse. Apply to wet hair before you blow-dry. This will hold the style in place without weighing the hair down.


5 Handle With Care
Treat your weave like you would your real hair. Don't be afraid of it. Wash it weekly and "Give it a good comb through, daily," says celebrity stylist Lawrence Davis (Tyra), who just won an Emmy for Outstanding Hair for The Tyra Banks Show. If you don't detangle daily, the hair sheds and gets tangled in the braid, causing unnecessary hair loss when you remove the track. Human hair wefts can last almost a year if you take care of them. Deep-condition like you would your own hair. Hot oil treatments and steam treatments maintain manageability. Also make sure your own hair dries properly after you wash and condition. If not, you could encourage mildew-not a healthy or pleasant-smelling scalp condition. Invest in a hooded dryer. Clip varying sections up so that the heat can get to your hair underneath. Once your hair is dry, style as usual.

* Don't forget your brows. Black brows and blond or red hair don't mix. Have your stylist lift your brow color to better coordinate with your hair color.

WHERE TO FIND GREAT HAIR
Atlanta Custom Crowns, 678-421-0805, customcrowns.com; Hair-Ex, 404-843-4447, hair-ex.com
Detroit Eastern Wig & Hair Co., 313-965-3800; Keda's Custom Hair Units & More, 313-424-2974; Celebrity Hair Co., 877-721-4736
Houston, Texas X Beauty Supply, 281-580-8191
Los Angeles Extensions Plus, 818-881-5611; His & Her Hair, 800-421-4417, hisandher.com; Giovanni and Son, 818-908-0183
New York City Adorable Hair-Do Corp., 212-989-7500, adorablehairdo.com; Lugo's Hair, 212-979-5160
Washington, D.C. Cambridge Beauty Supply, 202-832-4100

Wait......

Wait until you find a guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot or sexy. Who calls you back when you hang up on him? Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep? Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. He wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends? Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says "that's her."

Monday Voabulary word of the day

Monday Voabulary word of the day is:

Irenology- it means the study or science of peace.

They're on their way to get me.

Your Editor and Chief:

Your Editor and Chief:


My mind is like an ocean it'll take years to discover, blunt, straight-forwards, tasty, cutie, erotic, fun-loving, careless, aggressive, compassionate, eager, trust-worthy, affectionate, stylish- bamma, goofy, sexy, realist, optimist, democrat, obama-biden, anti-kiss ass, child-like, emotional, drama-fanatic, lingerie- wearing woman that I am.

Monday Vocabulary word of the day.

Sorry again, it's Tuesday and I was on a Holiday weekend vac; here's a word to add to your vocabulary:

Lotus: The fruit of this plant.

No class having Bimbo and she has a foul mouth.

Her new line of work, I guess abstinence?? Hell doing it since 15 years old I'm surprised she didn't win or had been nominated for the all porn academy awards. What a loser!

What the Fuck??

Colored coochie weave?? Okay like some dumbass will be more than willing to walk down the damn street with their coochie exposed...... Maybe Paris or Brittany??

DOGS ARE NOT CLOTHES

A dog is not a fucking purse or a pair of shoes. You just don't do things like that to people or the dog, for that matter, how do they know that it maybe a void I may need to fill in my life and it takes a special friend like Chase to fill it. I know you're saying, "Oh, it's just a dog"? It's not just a dog, it's a friend a companion, it's someone that could make me feel important because they're looking up to me to lead and serve them. I don't know why I'm butt-crazy over a damn dog but I think I need it in my life and she needs me.

This dog I'm speaking of now isn't the same one I posted in my Gallery, they don't want to give that one up (bitch) so I'll just have to quest for another Chase that might soon become available. After all I think she owes me that.I'm not those kind of people that gets a small dog for fake like I'm Paris Hilton or those other loser that use dogs as accessories, it's a difference between them and us (dog lovers) I want a small dog so my mom want give me hard time about grooming and the smells and all of that noise after all it is her apartment.

No.... I know I just talked a hole in your head and your wondering what the hell is she talking about LOL! I was corresponding with my best friend Toni and she told me someone she knew were giving away puppies, to make the long story short, I told Toni to tell the lady that I want the puppy and then this morning I get an email stating that she gave the one I want away..... just like that? Not even asking me if I was sure that I wanted the puppy.

I made vet appointment, I named the dog and started pricing stuff for the dog all last night and this morning, I was CRUSHED!

Money talks!

WTF! Black People....... Damn it!

See.......... this type of shit here takes us 5,000 steps back, what the fuck!~
I'm dying laughing at the white lady in the back covering her nose, she smell that ass all the way over there.
HOT SHITTY XEROX MESS!

Hater/ By Maya Angelou

A hater is someone who is jealous and envious and spends all their time trying to make you look small so they can look tall.

They are very negative people to say the least. Nothing is ever good enough! When you make your mark, you will always attract some haters... That's why you have to be careful with whom you share your blessings and your dreams, because some folk can't handle seeing
you blessed...

It's dangerous to be like somebody else... If God wanted you to be like somebody else, He would have given you what He gave them! Right?

You never know what people have gone through to get what they have...
The problem I have with haters is that they see my glory, but they don't know my story...
If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, you can rest assured that the water bill is higher there too!

We've all got some haters among us! Some people envy you because you can: a) Have a relationship with God b) Light up a room when you walk in c) Start your own business d) Tell a man / woman to hit the curb
(if he / she isn't about the right thing) e) Raise your children without both parents being
in the home Haters can't stand to see you happy.Haters will never want to see you succeed.
Most of our haters are people who are supposed to be on our side.
How do you handle your undercover haters?

You can handle these haters by:
1. Knowing who you are & who your true friends are *(VERY IMPORTANT!!) 2. Having a purpose to your life: Purpose does not mean having a job. You can have a job and still be unfulfilled.

A purpose is having a clear sense of what God has called you to be.
Your purpose is not defined by what others think about you. 3. By remembering what you have is by divine prerogative and not human manipulation.

Fulfill your dreams!

You only have one life to live...when its your time to leave this earth, you 'want' to be able to say, 'I've lived my
life and fulfilled 'my' dreams,... Now I'm ready to go HOME! When God gives you favor, you can tell your haters, 'Don't look at me...Look at Who is in charge of me...'

A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ that a man should have to seek Him first to find her.' Maya Angelou