16 Things..........Stuff white people don't like.

white people don't like it when:

1.)When a golden-haired white athlete commits a crime and there is no negro to blame.

2.) When their favorite team has a Black quarterback.

3.) Blaxploitation movies as the villain is white and the hero kills a whole bunch of racist crops.

4.) when you point out that skateboarding,NASCAR,monster truck rally, or any other motor related or Xtreme sport aren't real sports.

5.)When Black people white people think are "good negroes" point out systemic racism and social justice and then white people realise they don't know anything about Black people.

6.)that they can never know the joy of eating pig feet.

7.)Same with collard greens

8.)whites can talk about crime all they want, but what was Jeffrey Dahmer? or Edward Gein? or Adolph Hitler? nuff said.

9.) they know full damn well Bab Ruth is half-Black.

10.) They'll never know about the KFC secret recipe because Colonel Sanders entrusted it toward Martin Luther King after his death, who in turn gave it to Jesse Jackson before his assassination,and Jesse Jackson won't give the secret recipe until he receives a apology for slavey.

11.) Huge fat black women who take up 3 seats on the subway and when you sit down next to them they look at you and snort contemptuously.

12.) Admitting that they really enjoy the privilege white skin affords them over nonwhite people.

13.) Paul Mooney

14.) Okay, I hate that Black don't crack. I got pasty Julianne Moore skin and there is no amount of newborn blood or big, floppy hats that is going to save me from looking like Vincent Price in about 5 years. So, fuck y'all. And fuck Halle Berry, 60 yrs old, having babies with teenagers, prancing around in a little bikini in Things We Lost in the Fire... bitch.

15.) Having to apologise when they're caught

16.) A black woman with a better paid job than them