Since this is my blog, I wanted to share you my first two episodes of The Donna Show including my Demo Reel, produced and videography by Bryan Lyles and directed by myself. It first mentioned by Bryan to do a mini-vid of what I go through as an aspiring model.
My photo shoots, fashion shows and behind the scene cameos of what's happening in fashion, entertainment and beauty.
You will also review snippets of interviews, red-carpet events and workshop programs with some of the most prestigious individuals in the Industry.
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Monday, August 18, 2008
Tropic Thunder, Ben Stiler, Jack Black and the amazing charater played by Robert Downey Jr.
*The Public has spoken, this movie is a must see and only the Speak.....Bitch- The Donna blog, has it first.*
* In no way am I saying what Downey Jr. did with Lazarus is on the same level as what Heath Ledger accomplished with the Joker in "The Dark Knight," but they do share the similarity of completely walking away with their respective movies.
* An intelligent and frequently funny film with some profound points to make about the shallowness of the movie industry.
* an often-hilarious send-up of Hollywood pretensions...
* A bizarre little film that manages to be both an exercise in tasteless humor and a
* Tropic Thunder is the biggest comedy of the year. It's also the funniest. It's attack humor at it's best.
Monday Vocabulary word of the day.
Every Monday I will surprise you with the word of
the day.
* Your word of the day is opiniatry.
It means mental obstinacy or inflexibility.
the day.
* Your word of the day is opiniatry.
It means mental obstinacy or inflexibility.
Friday, August 15, 2008
Family and Money is like a Fart in an Elevator.......
Lending family money ummmmm......?? Hell Naw, I'll pass on this subject.
I asked my Auntie for some money because I was going to Florida for a few days and I was kind of short since I get paid bi-weekly, I had to wait another week to get paid. She came into some money recently and since she was my favorite ( I tell her that all the time, it works) I asked her for $300, she gave it to me and told me that I didn't have to pay her $100, just give her back $200?
Okay so as soon as I got back from my trip she asked me if I had anything for her, I told her, "Yes, this Friday coming up, I can give you $50", she said it was cool. So after that I spoke to her briefly and come to find out, she lead $1000.00 to this lady she knew at church. People I said," $10000", WTF?? Since my new job (started 07/16/2008) I was out of work for 5 Months and never would I have asked her for that amount of money so I was stunned to know that she gave a stranger $1000 because they lost their job and the baby's daddy was locked up, whatever con- story this broad told her but I was kind of livid when she asked me if I had anything to give her and it was at least a day before my paycheck with cut..
*NEW FLASH*
How about the young lady from my Aunt's church was approached by her the other day, my Aunt was telling me, she said, I need my money bitch! I lead my niece the same time I lead you money and she had at least gave me $50, you didn't give me back nothing? Church people is not right, they're greedy, sneaky and manipulative. Just because someone goes to church doesn't mean they're trust worthy. I'll give money to a bum on the street at least I know I won't see it back.
Scandalous!
EBONICS LESSON
If you want your "pimp hand strong", of the game then you will need to know the basic street slang.
What is Eonics?
The word is a rather infelicitous blend of Ebony, a near-synonym for “Black”, and phonics, “the science of sound or of spoken sounds”; it is as much a political as a linguistic term. It has suddenly hit the headlines world-wide as a result of the decision by the Oakland School Board in California in December 1996 to recognize Ebonics as a separate linguistic entity whose speakers need assistance in becoming fluent in standard American English.
Ebonics is greatly misunderstood, largely because of how it gained global attention during a racially charged education controversy in Oakland, California. On Dec. 18, 1996, the Oakland School Board passed a resolution declaring Ebonics to be the language of 28,000 African-American students within that school district. Few people had ever heard of the term Ebonics prior to the passage of that resolution, to say nothing of how it was created or originally defined.
Here are a few examples:
Candy Ass - adjective - 1. one who is weak, meek, or generally wimpy. ; 2. one who is sub-par, see: Jabroni. USAGE: You know he can't fight, he's such a candy ass!
Cheese - noun - money. AKA: ghetty green; green; loot; ballin fuel; bucks. ALT FORM: Cheesed-Out - having much cheese. USAGE: Don't mess with my cheese!
Chickenhead - noun - an extremly materialistic woman who in most cases shows qualities of being a ho. Also can be used in abbreviated form of 'chicken'. USAGE: Chickenheads always be on the prowl for cheese.
Floss - verb - same as balling, though flossing is only in a physical sense. ANT: SYN: balling, ballin-outta-control, stunting USAGE: One cannot floss without sufficient cheese.
Game - verb - game is an inate attribute that some people posess which allows them to sweet talk members of the opposite sex, or even members of their own sex to achive a desired outcome. Acting in this manner is known as 'running game'. An intricacy of running game is that the merit of the game being run is questionable, meaning that the person 'running game' may only be saying what they are to recieve the outcome they desire. SYN: Mac USAGE: Damn you pimp juice, the game is too strong!!
-izzle - noun forming suffix - a suffix used to make a verb into a noun, demonstrating the characteristics of that verb. Used most in the forms of shizzle and hizzle. Shizzle when used in connection with the words "for" or "fo" means the english word sure. Any other use of shizzle means the word "shit." Be something "the shit" or just as a general statement of displeasure, that is how shizzle is used. USAGE: Off the hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle!
Latah!
If you want your "pimp hand strong", of the game then you will need to know the basic street slang.
What is Eonics?
The word is a rather infelicitous blend of Ebony, a near-synonym for “Black”, and phonics, “the science of sound or of spoken sounds”; it is as much a political as a linguistic term. It has suddenly hit the headlines world-wide as a result of the decision by the Oakland School Board in California in December 1996 to recognize Ebonics as a separate linguistic entity whose speakers need assistance in becoming fluent in standard American English.
Ebonics is greatly misunderstood, largely because of how it gained global attention during a racially charged education controversy in Oakland, California. On Dec. 18, 1996, the Oakland School Board passed a resolution declaring Ebonics to be the language of 28,000 African-American students within that school district. Few people had ever heard of the term Ebonics prior to the passage of that resolution, to say nothing of how it was created or originally defined.
Here are a few examples:
Candy Ass - adjective - 1. one who is weak, meek, or generally wimpy. ; 2. one who is sub-par, see: Jabroni. USAGE: You know he can't fight, he's such a candy ass!
Cheese - noun - money. AKA: ghetty green; green; loot; ballin fuel; bucks. ALT FORM: Cheesed-Out - having much cheese. USAGE: Don't mess with my cheese!
Chickenhead - noun - an extremly materialistic woman who in most cases shows qualities of being a ho. Also can be used in abbreviated form of 'chicken'. USAGE: Chickenheads always be on the prowl for cheese.
Floss - verb - same as balling, though flossing is only in a physical sense. ANT: SYN: balling, ballin-outta-control, stunting USAGE: One cannot floss without sufficient cheese.
Game - verb - game is an inate attribute that some people posess which allows them to sweet talk members of the opposite sex, or even members of their own sex to achive a desired outcome. Acting in this manner is known as 'running game'. An intricacy of running game is that the merit of the game being run is questionable, meaning that the person 'running game' may only be saying what they are to recieve the outcome they desire. SYN: Mac USAGE: Damn you pimp juice, the game is too strong!!
-izzle - noun forming suffix - a suffix used to make a verb into a noun, demonstrating the characteristics of that verb. Used most in the forms of shizzle and hizzle. Shizzle when used in connection with the words "for" or "fo" means the english word sure. Any other use of shizzle means the word "shit." Be something "the shit" or just as a general statement of displeasure, that is how shizzle is used. USAGE: Off the hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle!
Latah!
Just wanted to say, " Hi and how the hell are ya"?
Good Morning..........
Welcome to the first ever Donna blog in the world. This blog was created from all the bullshyte that has been bottled up inside for years and now, since I'm "hip" to blogging, I would like to vent........ is that alright with you? I'm going to try not to curse as much but I have a "foul mouth", on occasion so, if you want to be critical please don't be alarm if I was too cut you down to my size (height: 5'2 1/2) and tell you how it should be.
Now...... Shall we begin?
Welcome to the first ever Donna blog in the world. This blog was created from all the bullshyte that has been bottled up inside for years and now, since I'm "hip" to blogging, I would like to vent........ is that alright with you? I'm going to try not to curse as much but I have a "foul mouth", on occasion so, if you want to be critical please don't be alarm if I was too cut you down to my size (height: 5'2 1/2) and tell you how it should be.
Now...... Shall we begin?
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